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Feral:

--- Quote from: Mogul on Sun, Mar 12, 2006, 04:28 ---The parody is reportedly produced by someone called Justin Watt (source: http://gay.ru/news/rainbow/2006/03/11-6912.htm).

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It is a very funny parody. Justin's blog is where it all started. The American Civil Liberties Union has taken up his legal defence. If the parody weren't so damn funny, I'd say this topic was actually GLBT news. As it is, I chuckle every time I see Justin's picture.


Edited to add:

Christian group backs off case against blog parody



--- Quote --- A Christian group that promotes heterosexuality Thursday quietly dropped its beef against a blogger who poked fun at it.

Exodus International initially claimed the altered image of one of its billboards by Justin Watt infringed its copyright. But Exodus is no longer pursuing the matter after Watt stopped using its "watermark" logo, Exodus President Alan Chambers said.
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One could, of course, speculate that the free services of the American Civil Liberties Union and the high-powered law firm Fenwick & West had just a little bit to do with it.  ;D

Mogul:
Story I received over many other hands:

On Wednesday, March 1st, 2006, in Annapolis at a hearing on the proposed Constitutional Amendment to prohibit gay marriage, Jamie Raskin, professor of law at AU, was requested to testify.

At the end of his testimony, Republican Senator Nancy Jacobs said: "Mr. Raskin, my Bible says marriage is only between a man and a woman.  What do you have to say about that?"

Raskin replied: "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution.  You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."

Mogul:


The parody is reportedly produced by someone called Justin Watt (source: http://gay.ru/news/rainbow/2006/03/11-6912.htm).

Mogul:
Oh yes, matsch tu truu!  =))

News from Mars:



 :=V

Piper:
    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.


The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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